Tuesday, October 31, 2006

All my own work. Or is it …….

The claims by Wanderingscribe that her writing skills alone won the book deal have come under scrutiny recently with two opposing statements. One by Wanderingscribe herself that she’s "scribbling away furiously" and the other by her ghost writer about his Modus Operandii of interviewing the named author and then writing the book himself. Others have picked up on this latest in a series of anomalies and even questioned the (alleged) author herself via emails. Surprisingly she has deigned to answer one or two with the explanation that she and she alone is creating the masterpiece with Andrew Crofts merely "on standby" in case he is called upon to make any minor adjustments nearer to publishing time. Call me cynical if you like (it would make a change from Shirley) but would a Publishing House risk leaving it to the last minute before asking their ghost writer to "hone" the writings of a first timer with no experience of writing for a mass market? Especially as they have publicly stated that the book is being "written with Andrew Crofts" already. Another clue would be in the classification that Harper Collins are assigning to the the book (although even they aren't sure how to define the hotchpotch). Category: Biography and autobiography Come come HC, I realise that writing skills or a command of the English language aren't really a pre-requisite for your authors but even you must know the difference between a biography and an autobiography. Perhaps Anya is also confused over those big words so I'll help the poor soul out by presenting this "Print, Cut out and Keep" guide. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bi·og·ra·phy: An account of a person's life written, composed, or produced by another (that would be the bit where Andrew Crofts produces it) Au·to·bi·og·ra·phy: The biography of a person written by that person. (that would be without Andrew Crofts) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Noblesse Oblige

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pile of crap. Why employ a ghost writer who has a standard way of working to be 'on hand' to 'help'?

Utter, utter bollocks. I wonder if David Beckham wrote his bio himself and his ghost writer was 'on hand to help' as well.

Anonymous said...

And of course there isn't really enough room in the jutting out kitchen for two world class authors...

wanderingScribe said...

What does "World Class" mean anyway?
It's a term bandied about by all and sundry but it is actually meaningless.

Just like so much management speak these days.

Or misery memoirs ......

Anonymous said...

Yes, as you say, written "with" Andrew Crofts not "by" him.

Anonymous said...

I would say that this whole sorry tale of fake memoirs of a fake homeless person is an insult to our intelligence.

But then people are so desperate to believe it's true that it practically sells itself.

Ghost writers, where they are acknowledged, ALWAYS say that they wrote the book "with" the "author" and "helped" the "author" put the story into their own words.

And anyone who actually believes that "Anya" is answering email and not, for example, SOMEONE FROM THE HARPER COLLINS PR TEAM, is very naive. Come on people, THIS IS A MARKETING EXERCISE, IT'S NOT REAL.

Anonymous said...

I think wobbly is confusing the use of it and it's.

wanderingScribe said...

Perhaps Wobblingscruffbag is suffering from stress due to his forthcoming court appearance for his train antics and hence his mind is not on his English.
:)

Anonymous said...

Thanks...for the information!

Anonymous said...

"Especially as they have publicly stated that the book is being "written with Andrew Crofts" already."

No such thing mentioned at HC site.

LIAR !!!

wanderingScribe said...

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Behold, we have a true Anya Sicko-Fants amongst us.
Even when faced with irrefutable proof from the publishers that Anya is not solely responsible for the book, they still insist it's all Anyas' own work !

Perhaps they never visited the Harper Collins page (although I generously posted a link).

Perhaps they also like sitting with their fingers in their ears and eyes closed tightly to the facts of the world.

It must be a great comfort to both Anya and HC that these type of people are free to roam our streets unaccompanied and with enough money to buy books of fiction.

:)

Care in the Community Hugs .....

Her Royal Higness, Anya Peters (The Peoples Author)

Anonymous said...

That MP3 file WORLD VISION, whatever its called... That made me so angry..... The idiot has the cheek to say she reached out over the internet community for help.

Twat. I offered to help her. I offered her money, I offered supermarket vouchers, I offerd to look into getting a van or a motorhome instead.... Did I get a single response from the gormless cow. Did I buggery. Well thats it she can fuck herself i've had enough.

wanderingScribe said...

Tis indeed more bullshit.
Many offers of help were made to her but she held out for that one precious offer that the blog was created for.

The Book Deal.

Once she had that, her blog become an inconvenience that must be maintained for marketing purposes.
Hence the scarcity of posts.
But rest assured that the frequency will increase as we get nearer to publication date.

Who knows, maybe even the comments will be opened so that The Faithful may once more pay homage to their false idol.

Solipsistic Hugs .....

HRH Anya Peters, The peoples poetess

Anonymous said...

Will you make your own Abandoned Abridged version?

:)

wanderingScribe said...

Whilst it may be tempting, my reason d'etre is to notify the world of the scam.
Once the book has been written and the cash starts rolling in to the jutting out bedsit, there's not much point.
Besides, it would mean I'd have to read it and I'm sure there will be paragraphs in the Geneva Convention that will outlaw forcing people to read dross like it.
:)

Anonymous said...

wanderingscribe said...
"Even when faced with irrefutable proof from the publishers that Anya is not solely responsible for the book..."

irrefutable proof?! Do you consider yur pile of pathetic lies is proof?

How come you can not support your claims with a link?
To HC for example?

And who are you trying to kid by using all those fake identities?

Are you sure you are not going insane? Jelousy is a slippery slope!

I REPEAT!
Your claim "Especially as they have publicly stated that the book is being "written with Andrew Crofts" already." is a LIE.
No such thing mentioned at HC site.

ADMIT that you are lying and turn away from your wretched path to the looney bin.

wanderingScribe said...

Methinks some red faced Sicko-Fant is getting apoplectic with rage.
:)
The link has already been provided old bean.
The proof is there.
One only has to read the blog to see it.

I'd suggest you reread the entry of Friday October 20th.
You may be confused that the link doesn't have a pretty blue line under it but the internet has moved on from those days so try and keep up.
If you still can't find it then ask a responsible adult or one of your carers to point it out.

Then come back and apologise for all those nasty hurtful comments.
I am, after all, providing a public service here.
:)

Caring Hugs in the Community.....

Your pal in a padded helmet, Anya

Anonymous said...

Dear crime stoppers and English offenders,

It is cannot, jealousy and loony bin.

Anonymous said...

"link doesn't have a pretty blue line under it but the internet has moved on from those days..."

How convenient!!!

Isn't it about time you also moved on?
Isn't that a healthier option?

wanderingScribe said...

I see you found it then. :)

Was that an apology after your ranting made you look ever so silly?

Looks like you have lived up to the stereotype of an Anya Sicko-fant, doesn't it.

It takes a big man to say sorry.
See ya wee fella.......

Big hugs from all of us here on the moral high ground....

Anya the Mountain Goat

Anonymous said...

You are faked a link to support your lies. That is clear to anyone who read this blog.

You are deluded but don't expect to pull wool over the eyes of others.

Your claim, "Especially as they have publicly stated that the book is being "written with Andrew Crofts" already." remain unsubstantiated and as such it is a LIE

Anonymous said...

I think crime stoppers are confused with the use of the verbs to be and to have.

wanderingScribe said...

You just can't buy idiocy like that.
Just remember CS, we are laughing AT you, not with you.

I'm sure Anya will be proud that there are lunatics like that rooting for her.
But hey!, as long as they have the price of a book, eh !!
:)

Hugilly hug type hugs .......

St Anya Patron Saint of Lunatics

Anonymous said...

For the benefit of "Crime Stoppers", this is a straight cut & paste from the HC site:

"Written with Andrew Crofts, the ghostwriter who crafted three No. 1 bestselling memoirs, including 'Just a Boy' and 'Little Prisoner'."

wanderingScribe said...

Sadly I have already pointed out the link to this moron.
If he/she/it is indicative of the mental state of the majority of Anya Sicko-fants then it explains a lot.

Well, at least what happened to all those folks that were looked after by Care in the Community before it became yesterdays news .....

Care In The Community Hugs....

Anya in her padded helmet

Anonymous said...

Anya...what about Margolis and her book? no ghost writers' there, but a "true" account of things that didnt happen... ?

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