Friday, June 09, 2006

Moan moan and thrice moan .......

In her post of today (Friday 9th June) Anya finally gets off her arse and lets us know what's happening. Except she doesn't. Whilst acknowledging that she has treated her fans like shit by not telling them what's going on, she then proceeds to moan about how hard her life is adjusting as she's forgotten how to hang clothes up, eat with knives and forks (I never realised she had turned feral) and just whines about how every key tap is agony on her poor neck. So she can't tell us what's going on because of the pain. But she manages the 500 word explanation of how she's in pain well enough. Poor poor thing. Yes she has a place to live but life is still hard for her. Good job too, otherwise the fans would have to think of some other reason to keep "routing" (or as we in England say, rooting) for her. And is it just me or is the standard of English grammar plummeting of late on her site? That's what watching Big Brother will do for ya. Still it was good of her to force herself to watch Big Brother to "re-socialise" (whatever the hell that means). If she thinks that the freak show on Channel 4 is a measure of how you behave in company then her mental state is even more fragile than we first thought Once again then, we are treated to a post that contains zero news. Just like countless others in the past where she "couldn't say anything just yet but would soon". Hang on! Hmmm.. deja vú or what !!!!

21 comments:

Wobblingscruffbag said...

It is my firm belief, that this woman is a cunt.

Anonymous said...

I sent her good wishes a long time ago but when I checked back recently to see how she was getting on, i got the impression that nothing much has changed.
I mean, she has a house now but she doesnt go into as much detail as when the blog first started.
it was interesting then but now it doesnt have much of anything in and if she is suposed to be this great writer then i would expect more than just vague posts.
I said so in her comments but it hasnt been posted and i supose it wont based on how you never see anything bad said on her comments anymore.

Anonymous said...

i leave questions for her everytime she posts - never get an answer or am posted, not sickly or cloying enough i suppose. god knows what she will do when the book critics start, always assusming they can wade through all that drivel. i can only imagine what a whole chapter about her stiff neck will be like - perhaps wobbly could offer her some advice on how to loosen it!

wanderingScribe said...

Please don't encourage him.
He's a rascal and a rapscallion.

Wobblingscruffbag said...

Also, a wapist, and a wobber!

Anonymous said...

Taylor I was sucked in at first too... She is jst so full of herself it makes me want to vomit. I have left her a comment today telling her exactly how I feel... Guess that wont be posted tho... pretty pointless waste of my time really!

wanderingScribe said...

She seems to have given up on the comments altogether.
What will her fans be thinking if they can't worship at the altar of bad grammar?

I suspect most of them will drift away and find other false Gods to idolise......................

wanderingScribe said...

Another day and no comments have been approved for publication by her (ex) fans.
Looks like this ole cynic was right about her intentions all along and the fans really were expendable, all in the name of getting that book deal.
Not that I'll shed any tears for the the witless deluded fools.

We tried to tell 'em ......................

Hugsssssss.............

WS

Anonymous said...

WS has nothing else to say - posts about Big Brother are just to fill space and try to keep a presence. The blog served its purpose - as a marketing/ advertising tool - and now it's dead. The next phase of advertising are via email updates. Assuming there even will be a book - this project (when people believed it was real) had some interest because of the immediacy of blogging. Maybe the mention of Big Brother is apt after all - both that and the WS blog are fake situations dressed up as 'reality' happening in 'real time'.

It's just a shame that this self-centred project could not do more, even a tiny bit more, to try to raise awareness of the cause of (real) homelessness in the UK.

If only someone, somewhere could plant some trees.

wanderingScribe said...

Anyone can plant a tree.
All you have to do is buy a sapling and dig a hole in your garden.

:o)

Anonymous said...

You sanctimonious bastards!

Anonymous said...

Personally I think someone ought to contact Bob Geldof ASAP.

WS's story is so tragic, and she is so brave, the way she is coping with not being homeless, that it's something the world needs to know about and donate to. If enough international pop stars got together and recorded a song, people would buy it and the profits could go towards helping WS get a better TV to watch Big Brother on, and buy her a sapling to plant in her garden.

Feed WS: Does she know she has a book deal at all?

It's summertime,
there's no need to be afraid
At summertime,
we let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of laneways
we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the WS
And her blog.

But say a prayer,
pray for WS
Having a home, it's hard,
but when you're having fun
There's a tree outside your window,
and it's a laneway of dread and fear
And the only book deal flowing
is the bitter sting of tears
And the internet cafes they have there
only cost £9.99 for a whole month
Well tonight thank God it's WS
instead of you

Anonymous said...

Half a dinare for me bloody life story?

Anonymous said...

Ten trees would be perfect!

Anonymous said...

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!

wanderingScribe said...

Nobody's following you brian.
you are quite insignificant in the Grand Scheme of things.

The Life of Brian was not about you so get over yourself.

Hugssss...

WS

Anonymous said...

Did I mention the third law?

Anonymous said...

"Never had any complaints!"

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...Grand Scheme??...Right!

Anonymous said...

γνώθι σεαυτόν

Anonymous said...

Such a cosmopolitan crowd.

But bollocks is still bollocks in any langauge.

:)