Poppins Garage" where a fat jolly faced mechanic fixed it up lickety split, cleaned the windows, filled the tank and only charged me tuppence !!
As I climbed back into my car and gave a cheery wave to the jolly faced mechanic, I noticed that the lovable Cockney workmen were following me down the street, doing a dance with their shovels.....
Kick your knees up, step in time
Never need a reason,
Never need a rhyme
Kick your knees up, step in time.....
Gawd Blimey !!
Who'd ave adam and eve'd it !!
19 comments:
Funniest post yet!
Hugs
So kind ....
I may gently weep for joy as I eat my creamy crackers and create the latest exciting chapter of my book wot tells how I was abused as a kiddie.
Hugs .......
Anya Peters
do you really have nothing better to do or so much time on your hands???
Who cares if wanderingscribe is bull****, fair play to her for having the idea.
Are we a little jealous perhaps coz she got there first???? HMMMM!
PS though rather sad your blog is funny
Methinks Andrew misses the point. Wandering Scribe is definitely bullshit - she has lied consitently throughout her blog and conned people into giving her cash. She's a crook! And a rotten writer, who just happens to be also taking the piss out of genuinely homeless people.
i am the owner of a 04 plate rover 75 connoisseur that keeps overheating have checked the head gasket and is fine also have checked pipes and system for blockages all to no avail any advice on what else i could try would be helpful . thank you
Leave it for eight months in a fictional laneway and all will be well again.
I'd recommend driving down any London street until it overheats.
The Lovable Cockney Workmen will then turn up and push it to a garage where it will be fixed free of charge !!
Hugs and waves from the driving seat as I'm pushed down the laneway .....
Anya Peters
Well my car broke down in London last week, and did any cheery chappie Cockney workmen come and help me? Did they fuck!!
You need one of those stickers to display in the back window.
** Laneway Author in Distress **
Or perhaps her story was all bollocks .......
What do you think, Londoners?
Hugs....
Anya Peters
yeah - definitely bollocks - the lying old cow!
There are soooo many holes in the story.
Mebbe she'll explain them in her book, available from "What Everyone Wants" in the 99p Bargain Bin from April next year.
Hugs.........
Anya Peters
Such kind words....
But my intention is only to highlight what a con artist Anya is, not to get a book deal.
Anybody with a modicum of intelligence and flair can create an interesting blog but writing a book is a whole different kettle of fish (as Ms Abandoned will find out).
Glad you're enjoying the blog.
If I can bring a smile to a few people around the world then my life will have been worthwhile.
Well, bringing a smile and consuming copious amounts of real ale.
And eating obscene amounts of chocolate cake.
Hugs and choccy cake crumbs .....
Anya Peters.
I think we all know that "her" book has already been ghost written, and you can pre-order it on Amazon.
I guess as it gets nearer the release date the publicity machine will start cranking up again. I wonder if "Anya" will do a special tour of homeless hostels or something...hmmm, probably not.
Hello, I will go through all your blog, thanks for coming and visiting me! I wonder where you saw my French blog hahah take care, Isa
How kind you are Lisa.
I saw your blog on the internet.
Thank you for warning me.
I will take care.
Hugssss....
Anya Peters
The NYT interview is interesting in as much as the sound quality is such that it sounded like she was on Skype or similiar? WS is much more IT savvy than perhaps she likes to portray.... It clearly is a scam, who has Voip in the back of the Morris Minor...?
She said she had a mobile phone that she kept topped up with credit (because being contactable is your main priority if you are homeless and afraid of people and you have no money to spend apart from on internet cafes).
How lucky for her that she is the only homeless person able to be interviewed internationally.
Thanks ms Poppins for putting me straight. I owe you a jutting out cracker or a gnome or elf or something... how about a fairy pissing nectar into an acorn cup.
Regards
H Cock
what proof would you need to believe that it was genuine?
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