As Anya has once again found herself at a loss for things to do and hence has returned to blogging to boost sales of her book, new readers may be wondering what all the fuss is about. If someone brought you the book for Krimbo (and why would anyone think a depressing tale of child abuse and homelessness would make a spiffing present at Christmas?) and you discovered her site, you may baulk at the daunting task of reading through the blog.
Fear not Citizen because, as a public service, I have been taking notes and regularly present an abridged version so that folks can get up to speed in a jiffy.
Here in a special New Years Day Edition is the complete Wanderingscribe Blog, abridged for your convenience.
The posts have been grouped in colour by months so that you can gauge the amount of activity per month at a glance.
The posts have been grouped in colour by months so that you can gauge the amount of activity per month at a glance.
01/04/06 – Waffle
02/04/06 - Added NYT audio link to blog
03/04/06 - Added the PayPal button.
05/04/06 - Visited a library.
06/04/06 - Waffle
08/04/06 - Did some ironing in the hospital 02/04/06 - Added NYT audio link to blog
03/04/06 - Added the PayPal button.
05/04/06 - Visited a library.
06/04/06 - Waffle
10/04/06 - Nearly asked for a job in a fairground. But didn’t.
11/04/06 - Waffle
15/04/06 - Went to church. Saw an old friend. Thought about getting therapy.
20/04/06 - Waffle
22/04/06 - Did some washing. Had a shower and a cup of tea.
25/04/06 - Read lots of comments on the blog.
27/04/06 - Read some emails.
28/04/06 - Waffle
29/04/06 - Waffle
03/05/06 - Waffle
06/05/06 - Took down PayPal button. Switched comments to moderated. Got an agent.
07/05/06 - Been to some meetings
10/05/06 - Waffle
13/05/06 - Waffle
15/05/06 - Waffle
17/05/06 - Got a book deal.
22/05/06 - Looking for a place to live. Did an interview.
26/05/06 - Waffle
31/05/06 - Got a Bedsit. Made Beans on Toast.
09/06/06 - My neck hurts
25/06/06 - Turned off all comments completely.
26/06/06 - Unpacked. Ate some melon. Opened and closed a desk drawer a few times (seriously!!)
03/07/06 - Reminisced about when I was homeless and it was hot.
17/07/06 - Car broke down 11/04/06 - Waffle
15/04/06 - Went to church. Saw an old friend. Thought about getting therapy.
20/04/06 - Waffle
22/04/06 - Did some washing. Had a shower and a cup of tea.
25/04/06 - Read lots of comments on the blog.
27/04/06 - Read some emails.
28/04/06 - Waffle
29/04/06 - Waffle
03/05/06 - Waffle
06/05/06 - Took down PayPal button. Switched comments to moderated. Got an agent.
07/05/06 - Been to some meetings
10/05/06 - Waffle
13/05/06 - Waffle
15/05/06 - Waffle
17/05/06 - Got a book deal.
22/05/06 - Looking for a place to live. Did an interview.
26/05/06 - Waffle
31/05/06 - Got a Bedsit. Made Beans on Toast.
09/06/06 - My neck hurts
25/06/06 - Turned off all comments completely.
26/06/06 - Unpacked. Ate some melon. Opened and closed a desk drawer a few times (seriously!!)
03/07/06 - Reminisced about when I was homeless and it was hot.
17/08/06 - Waffle
26/08/06 - Been on holiday to Ireland September - No posts
21/10/06 - Reminisced about when I was homeless and I slept in a car. 21/11/06 - Finished the book.
27/11/06 - Reminisced about when I was homeless and hungry. 24/12/06 - Bought presents and cards for friends (?)
15/01/07 - Reminisced about being homeless. Looking for a job.
21/01/07 - Got a cold. Had some Lemsip.
11/02/07 - Thought about my book.
March - No Posts 15/01/07 - Reminisced about being homeless. Looking for a job.
21/01/07 - Got a cold. Had some Lemsip.
11/02/07 - Thought about my book.
21/04/07 - Collected some stuff I had in storage (?).Reminisced about being homeless
30/04/07 - Saw my book in a bookstore.
01/05/07 - My book is out today.
08/05/07 - Radio interview to promote my book.
17/05/07 - Reminisced about being homeless.
27/05/07 - My book is in the charts.
18/06/07 - Went for a ride on a bicycle.
11/07/07 - Got sent a picture of a homeless woman.
August - No Posts 30/04/07 - Saw my book in a bookstore.
01/05/07 - My book is out today.
08/05/07 - Radio interview to promote my book.
17/05/07 - Reminisced about being homeless.
27/05/07 - My book is in the charts.
18/06/07 - Went for a ride on a bicycle.
11/07/07 - Got sent a picture of a homeless woman.
September - No Posts
07/10/07 - Here’s my paperback cover (in case you were wondering).
04/11/07 - Paperback out tomorrow. Went for a walk.
09/11/07 - Saw a fox.
20/11/07 - Saw someone buying my book. Reopened comments on blog but only approving and displaying nice ones
30/11/07 - Looking for a job. Want to write another book.
02/12/07 - Was going to go for a walk. Didn’t.
09/12/07 - Answered some emails. Reminisced about being homeless
21/12/07 - Thought about “Mummy” and kiddie fiddling Uncle.
24/12/07 - Christmas Greetings to all blog readers.
31/12/07 - Got a cold.
07/10/07 - Here’s my paperback cover (in case you were wondering).
04/11/07 - Paperback out tomorrow. Went for a walk.
09/11/07 - Saw a fox.
20/11/07 - Saw someone buying my book. Reopened comments on blog but only approving and displaying nice ones
30/11/07 - Looking for a job. Want to write another book.
02/12/07 - Was going to go for a walk. Didn’t.
09/12/07 - Answered some emails. Reminisced about being homeless
21/12/07 - Thought about “Mummy” and kiddie fiddling Uncle.
24/12/07 - Christmas Greetings to all blog readers.
31/12/07 - Got a cold.
Riveting stuff eh !!
57 posts of pure literary errrr...... attempts.
Naturally you will be curious as to whether this is in fact a true picture of the events that transpired on her blog and you'll pop over for a quick shuftie.
Curiosity is a human trait (and one of cats too but it all ended badly for them).
But why bother?
After all, everything you read on the Internet is true, right!?!
*** Welcome to 2008 ***
© Anya Peters 2008
30 comments:
I only send Anya nice comments and she doesn't authorise them.
I wonder why!!
Please post an abridged version of a day in your life!
The usual things!At what time you get up (in case you ever get down), shower, eat breakfast (worms?), dressing up, shopping, blog, etc.
Happy New Year!
As this blog is all about Anya, I could never sully it's fine pages with the minutae of my humdrum existance.
After all, who wants to hear about meetings with Financial advisors, moving stocks & shares around, extended lunches at exclusive clubs accompanied by the latest drop dead gorgeous models etc.
You can just as easily read The Sun if that's your cup of Lapsang Souchong.
Toodles ......
Anya "Man of the People" Peters
Please do not confuse its with it's!:)
Apologies for all the trauma caused by spelling and grammatical inconsistencies.
Although it could still be classed as “The season of Goodwill”, I have shown no mercy and have “let go” the administrative assistant who typed up my dictated comments (you just can’t get the staff these days).
This one was let go over the Rottweiller pit in the grounds of my estate (well, you have to set an example for the remaining members of staff).
Luckily with the influx of Eastern Europeans, there’s no shortage of replacements so here’s hoping that my usual grammatical pre-eminence will be maintained.
Virtuous hugssssss .....
Anya “It wusn’t me, Guv’nor” Peters
p.s. One does hope you trawl Anya’s site for such solecisms and notify her via her comments section. Somehow I can’t see her extending her largesse to approving suchlike for her fawning public’s perusal but you never know………
Hello dear You know Who!
Happy New Year! I'm sorry but I hadn't noticed that we were already in a different year! I have been reading Anya's book and I lost complete track of time!
Anyway I hope 2008 will be an inspiring year for everyone, especially for you inspiration.
Greenish Hugs!...
What a marvelous read. I was hoping a pay pal button might have been installed. I would of loved to have donated several million pounds.
Anya "scribe" Jones
Anya's next book will be called : "My fans should attend English literacy programs..." :)
The tree lights are on behind me and I'm sitting here cracking walnuts, and eating the last of the Christmas chocolates from the tin...
WHAT A HEAP OF COBBLERS
Indeed, it is a Charles Dickens character, our beloved Anya!
I already told her it's time to put the tree back into the box, but she's hoping to see the leaves falling :)
Where did she come from?!? :)
It has long been apparent that Anya lives in an alternative universe to most other folks.
A world where you can park for free in London car parks, where normal literacy rules don't apply, where folks are all smiling and willing to help out a stranger at the drop of a hat (let's face it, that would never happen in the London on Planet Earth!) etc.
I wonder what exciting things will happen to her next.
Perhaps an exciting new job wiith the UN.......
We are all agog with anticipation.
New Year Hugness......
Anya "Gissa Job" Peters
Poor anya...She thinks that when it is raining where she is, it is raining in the whole planet!!
Such a rare intelligence! :)
Having fans worlwide she should show more interest in geography and meteorology!
I'd advise her to go on a geography course instead of the writer's retreat!!
Shameless thing!
I wonder when the Catholic church will change the rules and allow a woman to become Pope.... WS is the ideal candidate.
Special hugs from the exact middle of England.
Betty Boothroyd
have any of you sad ppl actually read anya's book.........do u think that the sort of things she tells us about never happen? that us british are so great there cld never be a child abuser in our midst or that it really isnt so easy 2 disconnect from your family, but until it happens to you you cld never understand, why wld u waste ur time trying to put her down? if her story isnt real for her it is certainly real for many other children out there....maybe u just dont want to acknowledge it, shame on all of you!!!!!!!!
"An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. . . The truly wise person is colorblind."
Albert Schweitzer
Well, he said it so perfectly... :)
I did read Anya's book! One page! And I am now attending therapy sessions to overcome it!
But I am thankful for Anya's persistent life! 241 years is a lot of living!
She's quite a respectful old lady! :)
Sweet pissing Christ... "Clownish"... its a chuffing bird love.. probably a chuff..
Sage coloured hugs all
The Elf on a log
It had to go.........
If you wanna post drivel and bum licky shite molly, do it on her blog.
She laps it up.
Editorial Hugness.......
Anya "Scoop" Peters
Why the hell are you so horrible about something that has nothing to do with you, you self pretentious arogant arsehole. I think i proved my point that you dislike people arguing with you as you deleted my post. Just shows Anya isn't the only one that laps up 'bum licky shite' as you only want comments that agree with your selfish website full of crap.
!Kind hugywuggy's!
Knob
I dislike comments with orthographic mistakes because I use this site as an English Course!I know, *not the best choice...I know now!!
Please offend one another with the correct spellings! It is arrogant not arogant...
Oh get over yourself, i missed out one 'r', Jeeeesus, if that offends you i highly worry how you have made it through puberty!
You use this as an English course? A site that slates a girls horrific story? That can possible influence other youngsters about reaching out to someone to discuss their childhood trauma's for fear of being disbelieved. Wow great educational influences you have here.
And for your likes and dislikes, i do not give a shite, i highly dislike the fact that you are agreeing with such a website!
Well, now everything seems to be well written! Thank you so much...
Kindest international and intergalactic Hugs...
Molly, Honey bunny, are there all those mollys where you come from ? :)
Or is that your year of birth...Who knows...
See you don't have at least one valid point to make. And 'anonymous', sweetyweeetypie, 2209 is not the year of my birth, i find that quite obvious, it is however the date and month. Is that interesting to you? Just like the amount of bollocks you read here? Or were you just...AGAIN....steering clear of the arguments i make which you find to challenging to answer intellectually?
P.S Have any of you actually read her book or are just on here to waste some of you 'obviously' valuable time slating this poor woman..
Now now boys and girls....
You see why I have to do a little spring cleaning so often..........
Let's just suppose (for the sake of argument) that I wanted to be a professional driver.
Well maybe I crash now and then but HEY! I want to be a driver so that's OK.
Kind of like wanting to be a professional writer but not being arsed to proof read.
Or use correct grammar.
People that blindly follow anyone are a danger.
From terrorists that believe they will get x amount of virgins when they kill/destroy etc. to Muppets who read some crap on a web site or book and "believe".
Ask questions people.
That's what I do.
I asked Anya.
She couldn't/wouldn’t answer.
And yet, brain dead dummies leap to her defence based on words on a screen or a page that have been filed by some booksellers under FICTION.
If you can't/won't ask questions that are pertinent then you should thank God/Allah that there are people that do ask questions.
If you don't like the results then stay in your caves paying homage to your false gods.
I prefer to walk in the light.
I prefer to question.
I prefer to seek the truth.
Anya "Goddess" Peters
And who are you? :)
See why we don't bother to ask!...
A girl who has actually read Anya's book, and i'm guessing that you haven't. Love again how all of my comments have been deleted, just shows how biased you are. None of you answer any questions and produce any kind of supporting evidence against your viscious remarks towards Anya which just goes to show how vindictive and damn right nasty you all are. :) :) :)
I have doubts that you are a girl. And please be assured that I'm not asking for proof! :)
I don't have any intellectual comments, sorry! I'm the simple kind...
I'm not sure if I should be offended by your remarks but there's a few words that I don't understand so I guess they are positive things...
It's like talking to a chinese, I don't understand a word and they are always smiling...
Yes, then if you do not have any intellectual comments what are your reasons for hating on some girl who has written a book about her horrific childhood, and continues to blog on the internet? And oookk, what on earth should make you think i am not a girl,and even if i wasn't, (which i am?) why should it matter, anyway that's besides the point, all i have asked for are some valid points from someone that helps me understand the reason for this internet website and i have been hit with sarcasm and banter. You are purposefully censoring this website to pass any questions or points or reasoning from another point of view. And my comments are passed off as 'drivel'.
Molly, some of us are pretty damn outraged that Anya Peters Wandering Scams, has used other peoples misfortunes to get herself a book publishing deal. The author of this website has proven her to be a complete liar and her "blog" to be full of inconsitencies and downright lies.
Did you not read about just one of the blatant clues that leads him & many others to believe she had this all mapped out and planned a long time ago.
She registered her email address e.g - wanderingscribe@btcom (that is an example) a long time before she purportedly became homeless.
This is just one clue. If you don't get it, answer me these questions....
If she was homeless when she registered her email address with bt internet.com, how the hell did she afford it and how the hell did she DO it ? After all, BT are one of the most expensive internet service providers in England. And secondly, you cannot register an account with them unless you have a permanent address & and good credit.
Why had she already decided to name herself "The Wandering Scribe" way BEFORE she had even supposedly become homeless ?
She is posting under an anonymous name, so why hadn't she mentioned anything at all on her blog, about having suffered abuse as a child ? Why did this only come to light AFTER she got her publishing deal ?
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She is a liar and a cheat. She has used two serious "angles" in her desperate plight to land a book deal. At one point she played on peoples sympathy so badly that she was accepting paypal donations from the suckers.
There are REAL homeless people out there, that need help, and no doubt a lot of them have suffered REAL abuse as children.
Anya Peters has not.
She pretended to be homeless because it would make an original topic for a blovg & was then advised to pretend she'd been abused as a child because it would sell more copies.
She's full of shit and so are you. Who are you ? Her 11 year old cousin ?
Engage your brain & then go read this blog right through, before spouting off more nonsense.
For goodness sake, even if her story was based on the truth (which it is not) she's still an utterly talentless writer, and there's NO doubt about that fact !
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