Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Book Titles
Whilst we wait for the next exciting episode of "Doon The Laneway", I have been thinking about writing a book of my own so that I too can get a bedsit in London with noisy neighbours (hey, we can all chase our dreams !!).
I might start off with a childrens book as any muppet can write those. You don't even need any experience (am I right, Madonna?) .
Anyhoo ........
I have been working on the title first as it's important to capture the publics imagination right from the start.
Here's some that have made my shortlist.
1. Strangers have the best sweeties
2. Some Kittens can fly !!
3. Katy was so bad her mommy stopped loving her
4. A Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Pop! Goes the Hamster (and other Microwave Games)
6. Curious George and the Electric Fence
7. Controlling the layground: Respect through Fear
8. Mommy drinks because you cry
9. Huffin' and Puffin': Fun with Aerosols
10. Granny gets a Coffin
I could be onto a winner here.
Throw in a few illustrations and some yadda yadda kiddy phrases and it's money for old rope..........
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18 comments:
Hopefully it will be number 2!...
"10. Granny gets a Coffin"
We all dream of that...
What aboot..." Doon the laneway with mummy in her car and her boyfriend who is into Satanic Practices"
No, I take that back. Even I have a threshold over which I shall not step.
I could use a breath of fresh air! I haven’t been out for ages. It takes me too long to get dressed…
Great stuff!!
You remind me of the Ring...
OOOO---errrrrr....... That sounds very rude.
I'll have you know that this is a God fearing christian site and we'll have none of that degenerate fith here thank you very much !!
Does anyone actually know whether the BBC reporter really did meet WS?
Because for someone so scared of talking to anyone about their homeless situation, it does not ring true that they would meet a reporter. "Hello, I don't want anyone to know I am homeless! Can we meet to write a news story about it?" Duh.
Easy there Third Eye.
If you start thinking in those Peluvian cirles you'll disappear up your own logic chute.
And that ain't pretty !!
:)
I'm still waiting to hear about Anya Peters and her links in Truro.
Perhaps it was all a twisted little fib from one of her followers to throw us off the scent.
Would it be irresponsible to ring up the number supplied on some internet search sites and ask to speak to Anya?
After all, we'd recognise the voice from the audio tape she kindly supplied.
You would think... but B4Usearch says different.
seems ws is only accepting bloggers only comments now...? when did this happen?
Folks,
if you are going to provide links to info about Anya then please provide specific links.
Airy fairy claptrap about vague websites is no use to man nor beast (nor Wanderingscribe fan in case they don't fit into the first two categories).
Whilst I appreciate sharing info and digging into Anya's past to expose her lies, this site won't become an advertising post for any Tom, Dick or Anya to promote any old gubbins.
I have looked into the Truro connection and so far there's not one scrap of evidence.
I'll be happy to be proved wrong though but the important word here is proved.
Thump!...How did I get in here?
What the bleep ???
O, yes!....Reading the BBC news, for a start.
Sadly the BBC articles appear to have been written by a sicko-fan and although questions have been sent to the BBC about some of their "facts", they have declined to respond.
A modus Operandi employed by Anya herself when some awkward questions were asked on her comments section.
You can rely on us here on this particular blog to keep asking those awkward questions and sorting out the wheat from the chaff though.
For example, someone is going around and desperately trying to indicate that there is a connection between Anya Peters and Truro.
No such connection has been proven so it may as well be a story about Anya and her bedsit on the moon.
Honestly, the lengths some people will go to...
Have they no integrity?
WS
Indeed they have not!
...I think you might do something better with the time than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers...
I make the time for something I believe in.
It's a badge of honour and a mark of integrity.
Do you not see how anya also makes time for the important things to her?
i.e. not her blog nor her fans.
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